“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”
Love me to ruins.
w r y.

foxadhd:

Summertime Swindling

Posted 1 week ago3,615 notesreblog

pizza:

there is a dark skinned teacher at my school and her actual name is mrs black

Posted 1 week ago19,033 notesreblog

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile
Posted 1 week ago70,124 notesreblog
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